Saturday, April 16, 2011

 Funny stories
Conversation with Owen (3 years old):
Me: Do you know what's inside my stomach, Owen?
Owen: What is it?
Me: There's a little baby girl in there, inside this bump.
Looking a little confused he sits there and thinks about it for a minute or so.
Owen:  Marissa...when is she going to come out?
Me: Not until it's summertime.
Owen: Yeah and it's spring now, and summer is after spring.
Me: Your right, it is almost summer.
Sitting there thinking a little bit more.
Owen: Marissa can I look at her?
Me: Uh-uh she's inside my stomach, we have to wait until she comes out to see her.
Owen:  Let me just see! (while trying to pull my shirt up haha) Pleeeasse! I want to see.
Me: Nope, there's nothin under there, just my belly button.
Owen: Ohhhh she's in your belly button!!
Satisfied with his conclusion, he goes back to playing.

Haha Man, I love kids and the way they think.

So dental school has become quite busy for Tanner these past couple weeks, and I think it has worn him out.  Which means that I get lots of laughs from all of the sleep talking that he has been doing :) The other night after my nightly trip to the bathroom, Tanner announced, "I have decided to grow out my smart beard."  Followed by a bunch of jibberish that I couldn't understand.
Another night, while fast asleep, I suddenly hear a big "WHACK!"   Startled, I sit up to see what had just happened, It sounded like Tanner just fell off the bed....
"Tanner, are you okay?!" 
"Yah, a bee just stung me."
hahaha Apparently, Tanner had just smacked himself in the face.  Gotta watch out for those bees ;)

4 comments:

~Amber jo~ said...

both these stories are hilarious!!! hahaha I was laughing out loud! I love talking to kids when they say funny stuff. I can totally see tanner saying he needs to grow out a smart beard. and the bee story is even more funny!! hahah thanks for sharing. :)

~Amber jo~ said...

DAD says: better not sleep too close. :) and don't snore with a buzz or you'll be next. One time i was dreaming that a snake fell on me, so when patti rolled over and put her arm on me I instantly grabbed her arm, shrieked and flung it! then mom shrieked. Now we laugh about it. :)

Roper said...

So Funy! My little 2 year old nephew- wants to meet his cousins so he kept telling me to "open it" and proceeded to try and lift up my shirt-kids these days-lol

The Hansens said...

HAHAHAHA!! Im laughing out loud right now! Seriously that is funny Im so glad you share those stories about tanner sleep talking! and the conversation with the 3 year old is hillarious! And I so sorry i will admit that i have been the WORST at looking at other peoples blog..and doing me own..but i finally looked at yours again and maris i LOVE all your little projects and reading your posts. Love the taggy and the minky and the flowers! Your little girl is so lucky! I CANNOT wait to meet her she will be beautiful. Miss you guys lots!